in the office

There she goes again, Miss BMW (not the car, it stands for Big Mouth Woman) sashaying around the office in her frilly dress and over done cheeks with bright pink blusher (commonly labelled as baboon’s butt by the rest of the staff). She goes about with her usual morning routine of informing everyone about how busy she would be for the rest of the day.

Counting down to 3, 2 and 1 more cubicle before she reaches my seat, I mentally prepared myself for her shrilly laughter and fake smile.

“Morning! So have you had your breakfast?”

I replied with a bored “Ya~~” before going back to my work.

“Well, do you know that you should have a healthy breakfast…”, she continued as though it didn’t matter that there are others who seriously had work to do. I listened to her attentively and waited for the moment to chase her away.

“Oh! By the way, I have got so much work to do today. There is this report..”, I cut her off before she could tell me more about her imaginary report.

“Wow! Really? Then why are you here instead of working on it?”

Her cheeks flushed through her thick makeup (which seems almost impossible), and she quickly stomped off. Well, I will be looking forward to my usual source of entertainment tomorrow.